A Man Walks Into A Bar

A man walks into a bar,
The barman doesn’t give a shit.
He’s been there all his life
And he’s totally over it.

A man walks into a bar,
Takes his lover for a drink;
The barman lights a fire
And the whole place starts to stink.

A man walks into a bar,
He’s never tried the food,
He’s read the reviews online,
He’s heard it isn’t good.

A man walks into a bar
It’s the only place he goes;
To hold his lover’s hand
And tell her of his woes.

A man walks into a bar,
He breaks his lover’s heart,
Tells how he resents her
Which makes her fall apart.

A man walks into a bar
He hasn’t got a clue
About the love that’s sitting by him
If only he really knew…

A man walks into a bar,
It’s a funny little place
He might be back next week,
Once he’s had some space.

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